I'm Still Here, Barely.

I know, I know...

I have broken the most sacred of commitments regarding my blog. I have not posted in, well, over a month now. Let it just suffice to say....er....ummm....I've been busy.

That is a friggin' understatement, truth be known. I have been up to my eyeballs in football, commercials, incessant remotes, and idiotic people. My life has become something akin to a circus, but instead of 3 rings, there are a good baker's dozen.

So, in honor of my ridiculously busy job and subsequent volunteer efforts due to said job, I'm will now list 10 things that I would rather do than grind the collective axes that accompany my job...in no particular order. Remember, tongue in cheek is an understatement.

1. Go fishing with my dad.
2. Gouge out my own eyes with a red-hot poker.
3. Ride my bike till the wheels fall off.
4. Sit in on the Saddam Hussein trial.
5. Work in my yard.
6. Win the powerball lottery.
7. Work on a road crew.
8. Cross the Bermuda triangle in a row boat.
9. Listen to country music.
10. Be on time for once.

I'll try to do better next time, but this is all I could muster.

I am uninspired. Gahhhh.