Inspired by Dr. Seuss

I do not like reality
speaking of the hype, you see.
I do not watch those kinds of shows,
I do not like them, now you know.

I do not watch on MTV,
I do not watch on NBC...
No singing idols, or people Lost,
I will not watch at any cost.

I do not watch Survivor man,
I will not watch although I can.
I'm not impressed, not entertained
Those stupid shows just numb my brain.

I do not care who sings the best,
I don't care which ones pass the test.
If this is their reality,
Then I want them to let me be.

Eat your eyeballs, slurp your worms,
Ingest those disgusting germs.
Be a fool for all to see,
Bow and worship your TV.

So sell your false reality,
That type of stuff is just not me.
I do not watch those kinds of shows,
They are beneath me, now you know.