Operation Girls' Night 2
Many of you may be well aware of the First Girls' Night extravaganza that was held earlier this year with me and two of my dear friends. Well it's on again. but this time, there will be no Sex and the City marathon. It will be more of a marathon devoted to two things....
Sleep....and....
Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
It will be held at an undisclosed location somewhere in the central part of the state.
Due to covert ops involving sugary snacks and a coffee pot, the location must be kept secret to protect the innocent. During the operation, mass quantities of girl talk will be exchanged, as well as advice about which method is best for removing calluses from your big toe. Nail polish will be shared, as well as the latest cosmetic breakthroughs which will absolutely make you look ten years younger with just one application.
No men will be allowed on the premesis due to the sensitive nature of the participants. Overworked, stressed and needing a break, those in attendance, however, will be allowed to TALK about men to relieve any stress they are feeling due to the lack of sensitivity displayed by said males.
Ultimately, the goal is for the participants to come away refreshed, rested and recharged. Hopefully, the desired effects will be lasting, and not be wiped out with one thoughtless comment from a member of the opposite sex upon returning home.
Wish us luck, and I'll give a full and accurate account of the operation upon it's termination.
This blog will self-destruct in 10 seconds.....
Sleep....and....
Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
It will be held at an undisclosed location somewhere in the central part of the state.
Due to covert ops involving sugary snacks and a coffee pot, the location must be kept secret to protect the innocent. During the operation, mass quantities of girl talk will be exchanged, as well as advice about which method is best for removing calluses from your big toe. Nail polish will be shared, as well as the latest cosmetic breakthroughs which will absolutely make you look ten years younger with just one application.
No men will be allowed on the premesis due to the sensitive nature of the participants. Overworked, stressed and needing a break, those in attendance, however, will be allowed to TALK about men to relieve any stress they are feeling due to the lack of sensitivity displayed by said males.
Ultimately, the goal is for the participants to come away refreshed, rested and recharged. Hopefully, the desired effects will be lasting, and not be wiped out with one thoughtless comment from a member of the opposite sex upon returning home.
Wish us luck, and I'll give a full and accurate account of the operation upon it's termination.
This blog will self-destruct in 10 seconds.....
posted by Reality Chick at 7:19 AM
5 Comments:
Sounds like fun! Little Debbies..... mmmmmm
You have fun and y'all go down town, it is a blast!! If I come to that town I will call you. Our friends from there might be having a baby. :)
Oh, and don't forget the wine!! :)
I sense another round of us-bashing coming on. Go ahead, girls, knock yourselves out.
Have lots of fun, you all deserve a good break!
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